OK, this really stretches the bounds of "current". It dates back to my wild and carefree days as a grad student at Stanford. I preserve it here because, well, I found it hilarious. And I wrote a fair chunk of it. And I would hate to have it disappear, as it is a snapshot both of that time in my life and, amazingly, that time on the Net. (This was written in retro-HTML back when we were still wondering when that World Wide Web fad would pass...)

Onward, if you dare, to the playbill...